So today in the mists of trying to potty train Bryton (actually cleaning up the accidents), paying a bill online that I thought I'd paid already and was going to be late, finding my wallet and answering a phone call from Zach, I yelled at Ty because he thought he needed to have a book read to him "right now" and was yelling at me to do so. He disappeared long enough for me to get the bill paid only to return with a pink sticky note that read like this:
MOMESSTOOPED
ANDBOSEYANDMEEN
TOTYANDNOTVERENIYS
Broken up into separate words;
MOM ES STOOPED AND BOSEY AND MEEN TO TY AND NOT VERE NIYS
I thought it was pretty good seeing as he hasn't started school yet and as I was reading the note and laughing I heard Bryton coming up the stairs saying "mess a mommy, a mess" sure enough she'd had another accident only this time with "poop". It was all down her legs, on my hallway wall and a soft mushy pile on my carpet in the living room.
Bryton in the tub, gloves, stain remover, disinfectant and scrubber put to work. Then Bryton back in a diaper. I guess I'll just wait 'til Ty is in school so I can follow her around like a hawk when we try this again. HELP!!
The Weekend Dish: 5/4/2024
3 days ago
4 comments:
That is hysterical! Feisty, just like his mom.
OH you poor thing! Gotta love the potty training days...hang in there! Love the note, that is classic. That is good for him not even being in school yet....and don't worry, I have been called a mean mom a few times myself! :)
Ty is hilarious!! You need to date and save a couple of those "love notes" for the future- he'll thank you!
I am glad that I am not the only mean mommy. Oh...if they only knew.
Good luck on potty training! Keep the gloves handy.
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